OH YOU WOULD. At least it’s not Claves, or I’d have to hurt you.

• Why I like them: Badass. Seriously. She’s basically left her freakin’ pasture to help some random guy. That’s it. She’s kind  but fierce, but wise and courageous. She’s everything awesome bundled up into one neat ass-kicking package.
• Why I don’t: She’s totally underrated. She doesn’t shine as much as she should because stupid Allegretto takes all the fucking spotlight with Polka. Viola gets like one decent scene… Speaking of–
• Favourite episode / scene: It’s totally the one where she does this whole ‘I love you’ sign when Jazz turns his back. It was so… AUGH. I ship them too hard. Wayyyy too hard.
• Favourite line:  “Trample them down with horseshoes of solid steel!" 
• Favourite outfit: She’s only got one, and I love it. Though the pointy parts of her hair could go.
• OTP: Jazz / Viola. HANDS DOWN. AUGH. ♥♥♥
• Non-romantic otp: She’s total bros with March, Salsa and Beat. She’s like their big sister and it’s so adorable.
• Headcanon: She hides everything from everyone to prevent them from worrying about her. She’s the eldest woman of the playable character group, so she’s essentially the maternal figure. She’s got to be strong, especially for people like Jazz after a certain-someone’s death, and Frederick as he begins to doubt things. She’s got to carry everyone on her shoulders, so she’s got to stay strong.
  
• Unpopular opinion: Probably my shipping with her and Jazz even though it’s technically almost canon. Everyone’s got such a raging hard-on for Jazz x Claves. They can suck my dick.
• A wish for them: Do what you want for a change, AKA GO GET JAZZ BECAUSE HE’S SEXY AND YOU DESERVE HIM. GO MAKE PRETTY BABIES.
  
• An 'oh-my-god-please-don’t-ever-happen’ for them: Getting rejected. By anyone. Whether it be friendship-wise or romantically. She puts her heart into everything, and I feel like that would either shatter her, or make her an extremely cold individual.
  
• Five words to best describe them: Strong, independent, maternal, understanding, reliable
  
• My nickname for them: Vee. Or just plain old 'badass’.